The Voyage of Captain Obvious

Grading is satanic

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Another one of those enraging things...

So, despite being a destitute grad student, sometimes I give to charity. Or, when I'm feeling particularly insane, maybe an odd political candidate (though not since college, really). Typically, I'll give to environmental organizations, or to a variety of humanitarian organizations. You would think that you would give money, and end of story.

But no.

They want your personal information. And then...

You get a mountain of goddamn spam and junk mail from said organizations. The thing that pisses me off is that I'll give when I can, and won't when I cant' afford it. But regardless of the situation, I get a mountain of shit pouring in through my mailbox for no particular reason. What is even more enraging is that fucking environmental organizations are amongst those producing this cavalcade of shit pouring in through my mailbox. Hey, assholes, when you produce all this goddamn junk mail, you kinda lose the moral imperative in complaining about the junk mail of others, no? I even lost a bill once in all of the fucking junk mail.

Even funnier, is that the letter always pretends to be from some goddamn celebrity. Every Habitat for Humanity letter comes personally addressed from Jimmy Carter to me. Ha! Who is non-cynical enough to get fooled by these techniques?

I guess it's the same segement of the population that actually fucking responds to the gibberish spam entitled "Lexus p0rN eats computer", thereby encouraging the idiots sending that crap to waste endless hours for the rest of us.

So stop sending the shit junk mail, people. We already have the paper.


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