Oh god.

This has to be the most painful thing I've ever seen. It starts out typical and boring enough, but tops everything off with this wonderful peice of advice:

Drill Sergeant Sex

He loves it when you take control. But he hates it when you're ordering him around. That infamously frail male ego is easily dinged by your domineering. Be bold, not bossy.

What the fuck? Watch out for that fragile male ego! just passively do what he wants, but be careful to not avoid "not taking control."

ugh.