I. Was. Fucking. There.

I am back now. That was the most incredible fucking thing that I ever saw. I got a bp ball. Albert and Eck are my herores. Both home runs essentially sailed over my head.

Izzy, I take back anything bad that I ever said about you.

Much more to follow after I get some sleep. Don't worry, my grandchildren will get an identical version 50 years from now.